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Life of an American expat living abroad, and the trials and tribulations of being a wife, mother, dog owner, and expat. This is my life. It's not always pretty, but sometimes it's pretty damn funny. The world is my home...So, come in and have a seat. Let's chat.

The German Test

"That was completely illegal," I laugh to myself. I look in the rearview mirror as I finish speeding through the intersection. The traffic signal was now glowing a deep shade of red like Snow White's poison apple. I am confident there will be a ticket mailed to me for running the light in the next … Continue reading The German Test

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020German, Language, Living Abroad8 Comments

Momma Needs a Break

The summer holidays are winding down for us here in Switzerland, and we are on the eve of a new school year beginning. The local children have already started back, and you see the littlest ones donning their orange vests as they walk themselves to school each morning. My girls are fortunate to be starting … Continue reading Momma Needs a Break

August 23, 2020August 23, 20202 Comments

At Least We All Have Plenty of Toilet Paper

It’s just me and a bottle of Spanish Rioja, some acoustic jams and my headphones tonight because I just can’t engage right now. (There’s a chance there was a small solo dance party.) We’re on day nine of being self-isolated. And, as much as I love my family, I am self-isolating from the self-isolation for … Continue reading At Least We All Have Plenty of Toilet Paper

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